Kids. That's what we are. And we stand united. Well maybe not popular and geek,but you know. So let's get going. 'cause I got no time to waste on you.Ha ha ha! Isn't that funny! Okay, maybe not THAT funny but you gotta admit it was funny! I can hear crickets chirping now, come on, LAUGH! For my sake. PLEASE! Oh no, Bruno, that giant sumo wrestler from next door is coming. He must not like the noise I'm making. Duck and cover! Or get beat up by a 500 lb dude.Seriously.Okay, so let's get rolling before I have to run. As you probably figured out, this is not some dumb website for counselling. No. It's the ultimate website for kids, from IQ questions to pranks. Stories to jokes.Poetry to... well you get the point. We have dedicated this website us to kids. Just KIDS. Well, maybe not,but... "You have 5 minutes to evacuate... BEFORE I BEAT you UP." That was Bruno talking in his weird accent. He sounds like Arnold Swortzzenager. Dunno how to spell his last name. Isn't it cool! Wait... OH NO! HE'S ABOUT TO BEAT ME UP!Well, catch you later, alligator... hahaha! Well, got to ru- OW! OW! AHHH! EEEK!CRACK! Uh oh... I think I broke my back bone. Well what are you waiting for??Read, while I ring a ambulance to go to the hospital! READ!