Suicide
by Jean

A man jumped out of a 10 story building, but at the ninth story, a bullet shot out of the window and killed the man instantly. However, at the eighth story, there was a safety net installed because some construction workers were afraid of getting killed. If the bullet had not hit the man, the man would have survived.

There was a couple living on the ninth floor. They were arguing and the old man had threatened his wife with a shotgun. He was so angry with his wife he pulled the trigger and completely missed his wife.The bullet had shot out of the window and killed the man instead.

At court, the old man told the judge that it was an old habit of his to threaten his wife with as shotgun that he never loaded. Later, an neighbor told the judge that she had seen the old couple's son loading the gun, hoping his father would trigger the shotgun and kill the mother. The son was mad at his mother for cutting his financial budget. The son was the man who wanted to commit suicide and died because of the bullet his father triggered. So the judge finally decided to call it SUICIDE.